Tell her ... “But Honey, the other boat scared away all of the big fish. This one is so shiny they won’t be able to help themselves.”
~ Alex Burgess
Point to the poling platform and excitedly tell her, “Look! It even has a place for you to work on your tan!”
~ Blake Michaleski
Well, I was going to buy you a diamond ring but this skiff is a lot more practical.
~ Stephen W. Rogers
“You know the yacht you always wanted? The one for sunset cruises and trips around the world? Well, this ain’t it — but it’s a start.
~ Chris Lancaster
Let her know that it is the last boat you’ll ever need.
~ Cindy James Pinder
You can always tell her that your new pushpole came with a matching skiff.
~ Jonathan Tomlinson
“It followed me home.”
~ Michael R. King
“Babe, this new skiff is cheaper than a golf membership down at the club and I don’t have to buy a new $500 driver every weekend to replace the one I launch into the lake each round!”
~ Chris Ivy, Skull Island Boats
You can tell her it was cheaper than a Corvette!
~ Paul Wolter
Tell her, “We both believe family is No. 1. This boat will help us keep it that way — plus, it’s great on gas.”
~ Ted Matthews
Remind her that she got a Mercedes so it only makes sense that you get a skiff.
~ Dwane Hahn

You can always give her a new skiff as a birthday present and tell her that it’s something you can use together.
~ Nate Shaw
“But, I had all this extra money I saved from giving you a smaller diamond!”
~ Brandon Swanson
Walk in the door excited, take her to the driveway to show her the skiff and say, “Look, they finally sponsored me!”
~ Roddy Hays








